Fistfights to hang out with Orange Jay

Yesterday riots, stampedes and fistfights erupted at NYC auditions for the 5'7 and under auditions for the next season of ANTM. Yes, you heard it right. For a season where it goes without saying that shorties be havin' no chance whatsoever of even pretending to have a shot at being any kind of real model. YOU MUST BE TALL. Come on. You can be skinny and tall or fat and tall but you MUST BE TALL. Ugh. Anyway, it sounds like a zoo and all kinds of chaos ensued.