New From Uncle Karl

Yes, seriously, Uncle Karl has a teddy bear. “Nothing scares me more than people with some doll collection. Frightening,” he said. But did he have a favorite teddy bear as a child? “Maybe I had one; I don’t remember. I never played with anything like toys. I wanted to be grown-up.”

THE BEAR IS WEARING LITTLE LEATHER PANTS, PEOPLE. 

little leather pants.